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Post by melly on Dec 12, 2014 22:28:49 GMT -5
An exorcism for Teresa? Anyone?
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Post by unavitasegreta on Dec 12, 2014 23:28:13 GMT -5
Paige is going to be rally confused if JJ tries to explain how many women Victor has slept with or how man men on the show have slept with Nicole!
Father Louie has his work cut out for him!
I can't believe Philip wasn't shirtless when he met Eve.
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Post by sevenna92 on Dec 13, 2014 22:02:46 GMT -5
It would actually be pretty funny if Theresa was being brought there to be exorcised! But yeah it's mysterious yet interesting.
Also, why does Eve keep on calling Melanie "little girl"?
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Post by Kpatch on Dec 15, 2014 6:18:07 GMT -5
Chapter 21
The Horton Living Room
The front doorbell rings again. Bo opens the door.
Bo: You’re not who I was expecting either.
Ben: Where’s Abby? I need to see her. It’s important.
Abigail comes up behind Ben.
Abigail: Ben, I’m right here. I was out on the front porch and you ran right past me.
Ben: Abby! Thank God. I need to talk to you.
Abigail: First of all, it’s Abigail, not Abby. If I told you once, I told you a gezillion times.
Ben: Sorry.
Abigail: Second, how could you not see me sitting out there on the porch? I mean, I know I’m little and cute. I’m even smaller than Melanie here, but I’m not invisible.
Ben: I guess my mind was somewhere else.
Melanie: Abigail, aren’t you gonna introduce me to your handsome friend?
Philip rolls his eyes.
Abigail: Not on your life!
Ben: Can we go somewhere private and talk?
Abigail: Of course. Let’s go upstairs.
Ben starts to follow her upstairs.
Abigail: Wait. My mom is upstairs with Maggie and Julie. And JJ is in his room with Paige.
Melanie: And some crazy lady named Eve is upstairs too.
Abigail: In that case, let’s go to the backyard.
Hope: My father is out there singing.
Abigail: Oh. Then, the kitchen. Please tell me no one else is in the kitchen.
Melanie: I was going to get a soft drink and make my grandmother a sandwich and get Julie a donut.
Abigail: That will have to wait. This is much more important. Come on, Benjamin.
Ben: It’s Ben, not Benjamin.
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Post by melly on Dec 15, 2014 6:57:37 GMT -5
But, Julie needs her donuts!
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Post by fluffysmom on Dec 15, 2014 12:52:26 GMT -5
The whole house is full of people. LOL at Abby not wanting to introduce Ben to Melanie.
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Post by unavitasegreta on Dec 15, 2014 21:13:17 GMT -5
Wow. The Horton House is full! I loved the comment about Abigail being so little. She's a tiny thing!
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Post by Kpatch on Dec 16, 2014 6:00:37 GMT -5
Chapter 22
St. Luke’s
Teresa follows Father Louie inside to the parish office.
Father Louie: Here we go. Here’s the job application for you to complete. I have afternoon mass, so…
Teresa: Um. The agency didn’t tell me what kind of job it is.
Father: It’s the church lady. The church secretary.
Teresa: No, I don’t really think I’m right for the job.
Father: What kind of experience do you have?
Teresa: Oh. Um. I worked at Salem University Hospital for a year. First in Public Relations, then Human Resources.
Father: Sounds perfect to me.
Teresa: It does?
JJ’s Bedroom
JJ: Remember when you eavesdropped on my Aunt Kayla telling someone she was raped?
Paige: I wasn’t eavesdropping. I accidentally overheard for a long time.
JJ: Whatever. It… Jeez, I don’t know if I can say the words out loud.
Paige: Just say it really fast and get it over with.
JJ: My dad is the one. He’s the one who raped my Aunt Kayla.
Paige: What??? You just said … you said they were married.
JJ: Right. He forced himself on her.
Paige: Oh my god. That’s horrible.
JJ: I know. So that’s the reason I can’t … you know … make love to you.
In the Horton Kitchen
Abigail: Would you like a donut, Ben? My brother made them.
Ben (taking several donuts off the platter): Sure, thanks.
Abigail: So, what did you want to talk to me about?
Ben: My muff sound out fat Morgan is my blubber.
Abigail: Huh? I can’t understand a word you’re saying. Stop talking with your mouth full, you Neanderthal. Chew and swallow!
Ben (swallowing the donut whole): Got milk?
Abigail: Help yourself.
Ben: Glug glug glug glug.
Abigail: I cannot believe you just chugged that right out of the jug. That’s disgusting. Where’d you grow up anyway? The boondocks?
Ben: Sorry.
Abigail: Now. Okay. What did you mean when you said “My muff sound out fat Morgan is my blubber.”
Ben: I just found out that Jordan is my mother. Not my sister.
Abigail (bites her fist in horror): Gasp!
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Post by melly on Dec 16, 2014 6:30:02 GMT -5
Now I'm going to picture Teresa as the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live....
When is Ben going to feel the, um, impact of the donuts???
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Post by fluffysmom on Dec 16, 2014 11:15:05 GMT -5
I wonder if JJ made his special donuts.
I wonder if Teresa will take the job.
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Post by Minako98 on Dec 16, 2014 12:43:23 GMT -5
OMG, My muff sound out fat Morgan is my blubber.... ROFL
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Post by Kpatch on Dec 17, 2014 6:13:47 GMT -5
Chapter 23
JJ’s Bedroom
Paige: JJ, that makes no sense whatsoever.
JJ: I’m ashamed. I’m ashamed of him and I’m afraid I’ll turn out to be just like him.
Paige: That’s not gonna happen.
JJ: How do you know? You can’t know that.
Paige: Sure I can. I know because of my own father.
JJ: Your father? What do you mean?
Paige: Remember I told you my father left? He walked out on my mom. And on me. And he never got in touch. Not once.
JJ: Ooookay. What does that have to do with….
Paige: I’m ashamed of my dad too, JJ. What kind of person turns their back on their daughter?
JJ: You’re right. That’s unthinkable.
Paige: But I can tell you that I’m never gonna be like him. I will never in a million years do to my family what he did to his.
JJ: Of course you won’t.
Paige: And you’re never gonna be like your dad.
JJ: Oh. … I see what you’re saying. But ….
Paige: But what?
JJ: Well, what about your mom? She haaaates me.
Paige: This story isn't about mothers, only fathers.
JJ (smiling): Well, in that case, where were we?
Paige (pulling JJ on top of her): Right here.
In the Horton Kitchen
Ben: I just found out that Jordan is my mother. Not my sister.
Abigail bites her fist in horror: Gasp!
Ben: I know. Right?
Abigail: And Clyde?
Ben: He’s still my father.
Abigail: So Jordan … and Clyde???
Ben: Yes.
Abigail bites her fist in horror: Gasp!
Ben: I know. Right?
Abigail: What are you going to do?
Ben: I need to go on the run again. I can’t stay here anymore.
Abigail: Why not?
Ben: Because my whole life is a lie. I can’t even stand to look at Jordan. Mom. Whoever.
Abigail: Oh Ben. But … you weren’t lying when you told me I’m beautiful, right? That wasn’t a lie.
Ben: Of course not. Abby…
Abigail: Abigail.
Ben: Abigail. Sorry. Would you come with me? Would you run away with me?
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Post by melly on Dec 17, 2014 6:49:08 GMT -5
Yes!!!!! ABIGAIL, please run away with Ben! And take mommy dearest and cousin Will with you!
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Post by heroicmuse on Dec 17, 2014 6:55:15 GMT -5
Hahaha this story is just about fathers. You crack me up Kpatch |
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Post by fluffysmom on Dec 17, 2014 10:32:00 GMT -5
Paige is very eager. I like her saying the story is about fathers not mothers.
I'm not sure Ben is smart enough to go on the run alone.
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