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Post by wendylou on Aug 16, 2013 22:04:48 GMT -5
So far as I know he's just a kid who really likes Bruno Mars. Ellen is always finding adorable child talent. He's so young he can barely talk/sing but he definitely has the performing part down. I loved that part when her grabs her hand too mae00 |
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Post by sportsgirl on Aug 23, 2013 8:16:13 GMT -5
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Post by Kpatch on Aug 23, 2013 9:36:31 GMT -5
I love Randy Glasbergen. I can so relate!
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Post by boglo on Sept 3, 2013 9:52:24 GMT -5
The church in a small town had no funds& the roof needed to be replaced, The Pastor found a case of 1000 new bibles & after his sermon he asked for volunteers to sell them to raise funds. Hank was the Mgr. of a used car lot, said he could sell anything.George sold insurance & thought he could beat him. No-one else came forward & Joe held up his hand. The pastor thanked them all but did'nt think Joe would have much luck as he had a severe stutter.The next Sundy George & Hanhk had sold a few & the pastor thanke4d them. Joe announced that he'd sold the rest & the pastor asked him how he'd managed that. " SSSimple " he said. "I aaasked tthhem if they ro bbbye a bbbible' or ththtey lllike mmme to rrrread it ttttto tttthm." |
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Post by Kpatch on Sept 13, 2013 14:14:09 GMT -5
"Senior Moments"
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding' me," he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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Post by fluffysmom on Sept 13, 2013 14:56:53 GMT -5
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Post by MrsM on Sept 13, 2013 19:48:15 GMT -5
Lol, sounds like something I would do.
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Post by wendylou on Sept 27, 2013 6:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by MrsM on Sept 27, 2013 7:18:50 GMT -5
I am so in love with Jimmy Fallon right now. His stuff is just hilarious!
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Post by Kpatch on Sept 27, 2013 14:20:42 GMT -5
That was crazy! A whole new #LevelofCommunication.
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Post by MrsM on Sept 30, 2013 9:35:35 GMT -5
I know it isn't Friday, but this was too funny to not pass it along. Make sure you go through the slideshow! Haunted House |
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Post by mae00 on Sept 30, 2013 10:06:14 GMT -5
I saw this the other day. I LOVE going to haunted houses for that very reason - I get more of a laugh out of them than I do a scare  |
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Post by MrsM on Sept 30, 2013 12:07:39 GMT -5
I HATE haunted houses. Hubby and I went through the Ripley's haunted house in Myrtle Beach and I went through the whole thing with my face buried in his back. I hate being scared.
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Post by mae00 on Sept 30, 2013 12:48:39 GMT -5
I don't like to be scared either. I mainly go for the reactions of others. It takes quite a bit to really scare me in one of those because I expect so much of it. And if it's a guided tour, I know how to "read" the guide to roughly know where someone is going to jump out at. I did have one scare me b/c I didn't expect a car to come barrelling up right behind me horn blaring. I had just had a scary experience with a vehicle that was still fresh on my mind and I admit that that one did get me.
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Post by Kpatch on Oct 18, 2013 12:45:59 GMT -5
Questions that haunt people
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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