Chloe and Daniel: A Love Story? (Read 727 times)

[Kpatch]

~One Month After Getting Married~

DANIEL’S APARTMENT

Chloe: Home sweet home.
Daniel: It was great to be away, but it’s even better to be home... home with my beautiful bride.
Chloe: Hawaii was amazing. That was the most amazing month-long honeymoon. And you’re an amazing surfer, Daniel. Thank you for giving me surfing lessons.
Daniel: You’re a fast learner.
Chloe: That’s because you’re an amazing teacher.
Daniel: Chloe, I love you so much.
Chloe: Oh Daniel. I am so amazingly happy.
Daniel: I told you everything would work out for us.
Chloe: I should have believed you.
Daniel: Chloe ... I promise you ... that ... I will do ... everything ... in my power... to make you happy. We ... are going... to live happily ever after.
[They kiss and undress each other and make love on the living room sofa.]

LATER...

Chloe: Daniel, that was amazing.
Daniel: You’re the amazing one, Chloe.
Chloe: What do you want to do today?
Daniel: Oh, I'm glad you asked. There are some great college football games on. Let’s see. One o’clock, Florida Gators vs. Louisiana State University. Gotta love Tebow.
Chloe: Huh?
Daniel: Tim Tebow ... quarterback for the Gators. He’s the best player in college football today. Don’t you like football?
Chloe: I hate football.


To be continued....


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[Kpatch]

THE JONAS APARTMENT

Daniel: What’s for dinner?
Chloe: I need to go shopping. We have nothing in the house.
Daniel: Nothing?
Chloe: I could make us some toast.
Daniel: I didn’t know you could cook.
Chloe: My mother taught me.
Daniel: Family is really important to you, isn’t it?
Chloe: I forgot!
Daniel: Forgot what?
Chloe: You just reminded me that I need to call Nancy and Craig and tell them I’m not in a coma anymore.
Daniel: Well, they know we got married, so they must realize that you’re out of your coma.
Chloe: Um. That’s the other thing I forgot to tell them. Oh well. I’ll call them tonight ... after you take me out to dinner.
Daniel: Chloe ... I promise you ... that I will do ... whatever ... it takes to make you happy.
Chloe: It would be amazing if we could go out dancing too.
Daniel: Let me see how much money I have in my wallet. Five, six, seven, eight.
Chloe: And a movie. The Salem Place Bijoux is having a Cary Grant film festival. Tonight they’re showing An Affair to Remember.
Daniel: Nine, Ten, Ten and a quarter...
Chloe: I’ll go get changed.
Daniel: Okay, thanks. Another 50 cents should do it.

To be continued...

[Kpatch]

THE JONAS APARTMENT

Chloe: Daniel! Where have you been? I was starting to worry.
Daniel: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in surgery.
Chloe: Let’s go.
Daniel: Go where?
Chloe: You said you’d take me out to dinner and dancing tonight.
Daniel: Didn’t we do that last month?
Chloe: That was then. This is now.
Daniel: Chloe ... I am ... so sorry. I’m too tired to go out.
Chloe: You’re kidding!
Daniel: I had a really busy day today and I’m beat.
Chloe: You’re always tired.
Daniel: I did four bypasses, delivered three babies, triaged 35 victims of a train crash ...
Chloe: It’s always something.
Daniel: ...Treated two gunshot wounds, a poisoning, a ruptured spleen...
Chloe: Big deal.
Daniel: ...A kidney transplant, a hair transplant, a boob job, a nose job, and a cough due to cold. And that was all before lunch.
Chloe: Yada yada yada. You call THAT busy?
Daniel: Why? What did YOU do today?
Chloe: I watched my soap operas.
Daniel: That’s all?
Chloe: It’s not as easy as it sounds. You have to figure out who’s sleeping with who, who’s related to who, baby switches, murder trials, who’s the daddy, secrets, lies… And that’s all before they show the hourglass and play the theme song. Hum-hum ... hum-hum-hum ... hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum ... It’s quite taxing.
Daniel: Chloe ... please don’t sing ... I’m begging you ... My day ... has been ... hard enough.
Chloe: Sheesh.
Daniel: So that’s all you did all day?
Chloe: I hung out on the MyHourglass Fan Board for a while. And I also ate bon bons. Chocolate ones.
Daniel: You need a hobby.
Chloe: That IS my hobby.


To be continued

[Kpatch]

THE JONAS APARTMENT

Chloe: Daniel, I want to move into a house.
Daniel: Why?
Chloe: Because ... this place is a pig sty.
Daniel: Chloe ... it wouldn’t be ... a pig sty ... if you’d clean it ... every once in a while.
Chloe: It isn’t my mess. It’s yours. Besides, this place is so small and cramped.
Daniel: You used to call it cozy.
Chloe: I know. But my house with Lucas was so nice and spacious.
Daniel: Lucas Lucas Lucas. That’s all you ever talk about ... unless you’re talking about Brady or Philip. Wait a second. Are you cheating on me with one of them? Or all of them?
Chloe: No! Of course not. I don’t cheat.
Daniel: Yeah, right.
Chloe: I just like big houses. Before marrying Lucas, I lived in the Kiriakis mansion.
Daniel: So now you want to live in a mansion???
Chloe: It doesn’t have to exactly be a mansion.
Daniel: Do you think I’m made of money?
Chloe: Yes. Especially since you don’t spend any of it.
Daniel: Are you implying I’m cheap?
Chloe: If the shoe fits.
Daniel: So that’s the thanks I get for taking you on a glorious monthlong honeymoon in Hawaii!
Chloe: Ha! We used MY frequent flyer miles to get there and back. And we mooched off a surfer friend of yours, who, I might add, kept hitting on me the whole month we were staying in his little shack.
Daniel: He hit on you? That’s cool.
Chloe: Cool? How can you say that?
Daniel: It means he approves. He thinks I have good taste.
Chloe: I'm soooo happy you're feeling all flattered. As for me, that was the worst honeymoon I ever had. I couldn't wait to leave.
Daniel: I had a great time.
Chloe: You’re warped, Daniel. I need to get out of here. Come on. You’re taking me out to dinner.
Daniel: Again?
Chloe: We haven’t gone out anywhere in two months.
Daniel [mocking]: We haven’t gone out anywhere in two months. Why SHOULD we go out? We have everything we need right here.
Chloe: Okay then, I’ll order a pizza.
Daniel: Seems to me you’ve eaten enough pizzas for one lifetime.
Chloe: Are you implying I’m fat?
Daniel: If the shoe fits ... or in this case DOESN’T fit anymore. Hahahaha.
Chloe: I’m not fat!
Daniel: Are you pregnant?
Chloe: I’m not pregnant and I’m not fat.
Daniel: Fine, then shut up! I’m trying to watch a football game. Notre Dame vs. Purdue. Go get me another beer. <burp>

To be continued...

[Kpatch]

THE JONAS APARTMENT

Chloe: Daniel, I’m leaving you.
Daniel: Shhh. I’m trying to watch a football game.
Chloe: You’re always watching football. You never pay attention to me anymore.
Daniel: Fricking Diva.
Chloe: What did you call me?
Daniel: Chloe ... would you please ... shut up ... already. Your whining is giving me a headache.
Chloe: Daniel, I’m filing for divorce.
Daniel: Victor was right. You ruin everything you touch.
Chloe: It’s not me. It’s you. You don’t have anything in common with me.
Daniel: What happened to “all you need is love”?
Chloe: It didn’t do the Beatles much good either.
Daniel: How can you be so ungrateful? Chloe ... I have done ... everything ... in my power ... to make you happy.
Chloe: First ... of all ... I can’t stand ... it when you ... talk ... like that. I can't stand your hair either. It looks like someone planted a garden of Brillo pads on your head. And you should tuck in your shirt once in a while. Didn't you get the memo?
Daniel: What memo?
Chloe: That the 1970s ended 30 years ago. The Slob Look is out.
Daniel: Chloe ... if I ... can’t make you ... happy ... then ... there’s no pleasing you.
Chloe: Why? Because you think you’re Mother Nature’s gift to women?
Daniel: You’re no peach either.
Chloe: I’m calling my divorce lawyer. I have him on speed dial.
Daniel: Shhh, I’m trying to watch the game. Patriots vs. the Giants.
Chloe: Good bye, Daniel.

The End

[fluffysmom]

Funny story...I can see them having those conversations when they weren't going at it on the couch!

[ghoulgirl]

HAHA This one made me laugh too. You are so clever with your dialogue!