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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:35:03 GMT -5
PREVIEW:
Stephanie: Now that we’ve kidnapped him, what do we do with him?
Sami: We need to take turns keeping an eye on him.
Nicole: You mean in shifts?
Stephanie: I’ll take the 9:00 to 5:00 shift, while Philip is at work.
Sami: I’ll do the 5:00 to 1:00 shift.
Nicole: I guess that puts me on the graveyard shift.
Tune in for the story you’ve all been waiting for ... the beginning of the end for EJ.
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:35:44 GMT -5
THE BRADY PUB Sami: Nicole, what are you doing here? Where’s Sydney? Who’s watching my baby? Nicole: EJ froze me out. After he found out about the baby switch, he threw me out of the mansion, flew to Vegas and got a quickie divorce. Sami: What?  Oh no. That means he has Sydney to himself. I hated the idea of you raising her, but at least I knew that you love her and wouldn’t let anything bad happen to her. If you don’t live there anymore.... Nicole: I know. Sami: We have to do something. We have to get Sydney and Johnny out of there. Nicole: That mansion is like a fortress. They won’t let me get within a mile of the front door. Sami: We have to come up with a plan. We have to get my babies out of there. Nicole: I hate EJ. Sami: Not half as much as I do. [Stephanie walks over.] Stephanie: Or me. Sami: Stephanie, will you help me? Stephanie: I’ll do whatever you need me to do. Nicole: Me too. To be continued.... |
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:36:29 GMT -5
THE BRADY PUB
Sami: Our first priority is to get Johnny and Sydney out of the DiMera mansion.
Nicole: Right.
Stephanie: But what happens after you get the kids out? EJ will be even angrier.
Nicole: She’s right.
Stephanie: EJ is evil. And he holds a grudge. He wouldn’t think twice about hurting me again, or Philip, or anyone else.
Sami: She’s right. We have to take EJ out....
Nicole: What???
Sami: Out of commission. We have to neutralize him.
Nicole: Jeez, you sound like Dr. Rolf.
Stephanie: I’m all for that. I shouldn’t admit this, but...
Sami: But what? You can say it.
Stephanie: EJ scares me to death.
Sami: No one should have to go through the hell they put you through, being locked in a morgue drawer like that.
Stephanie: I don’t want to talk about it.
Sami: OK, let’s put our heads together and come up with a plan.
Stephanie: I’d like to chloroform him.
Sami: OK, that would be Step 1, but when and where ... and then what?
Nicole: Good questions.
Sami: Uh, Nicole, can we trust you? Or are you going to go back to EJ and Stefano and tell them about this plot?
Nicole: No way I’m going back to tell EJ. He’s keeping my little girl from me...
Sami: YOUR little girl???
Nicole: I mean OUR little girl.
Sami: I should be really angry with you for switching babies like you did, but in some weird way, I think you actually meant well.
Nicole: I did. I swear. I did it because I overheard you tell the nun that you were going to put the baby up for adoption. I thought I was doing the best thing for the baby and for EJ.
Stephanie: If you’re finished having your Kumbaya moment, can we get back to the plot against EJ?
THE BRADY PUB, the following day
Stephanie: I have some information.
Nicole: Spill it.
Stephanie: Well, the Kiriakises keep tabs on the comings and goings of the DiMeras.
Nicole: Makes sense. The DiMeras keep track of the Kiriakises too.
Sami: And? What did you find out?
Stephanie: EJ is going to Japan on business.
Sami: Damn. That means we can’t do anything until he gets back.
Nicole: No, you’re wrong Sami. This could be perfect.
Sami: How?
Nicole: We kidnap EJ before he leaves for Japan. Stefano and everyone else will think he’s abroad and they won’t miss him.
To be continued....
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:37:11 GMT -5
THE BRADY PUB
Stephanie: EJ is going to Japan on business.
Sami: Damn. That means we can’t do anything until he gets back.
Nicole: No, you’re wrong Sami. This could be perfect.
Sami: How?
Nicole: We kidnap EJ before he leaves for Japan. Stefano and everyone else will think he’s abroad and they won’t miss him.
Sami: Good thinking, Nicole! And while he’s out of the mansion, we should have an easier time getting Johnny and Sydney out too.
Nicole: Exactly.
Stephanie: But wait a second. If we kidnap him, where are we going to take him?
Nicole: That’s a good question.
[Sami gets a far away look in her eye and starts to imagine what would happen after she kidnaps EJ.]
***SAMI’S FANTASY***
[The scene is the Salem Place Parking Lot, after hours.]
EJ: Samantha, what are you doing here at this hour?
Sami: Get in your car.
EJ: Pardon?
Sami: I said get into your car, EJ, NOW!
EJ: Is that a gun? Samantha, what in heaven’s name...?
Sami: Do what I said or die.
[EJ gets in the driver’s seat of his car and Sami gets in the passenger side, keeping the gun trained on EJ every minute.]
EJ: What’s the meaning of this?
Sami: You’re going to pay for every foul thing you ever did to me and my family. Right here, right now.
EJ: Samantha, I don’t know what you have planned for me, but I’d like to remind you that we share two children together.
Sami: As if I could ever forget that! EJ, you went one step too far when you took Johnny from me and sued for custody. And for that, you are about to suffer.
EJ [shuddering]: Hamina hamina.
Sami: Suffer like no one has ever suffered in all of history.
[She takes a Swiss Army Knife out of her purse.]
EJ: Good heavens, Samantha! What do you plan to do with that thing?
Sami: Nothing.
EJ: Whew.
Sami: You’re going to do it.
EJ: Do what?
Sami: Remember Lorena Bobbitt?
EJ: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No no no no no no no no no.
Sami: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. And if you don’t do it, I will.
EJ: You can’t be serious.
Sami [clenching her teeth]: I’ve never been more serious. Here. Do it. Now!
[The camera pulls back and shows the outside of the car. Bloodcurdling screams can be heard coming from inside.]
To be continued....
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:38:01 GMT -5
THE BRADY PUB
Stephanie: But wait a second. If we kidnap him, where are we going to take him?
Nicole: That’s a good question.
[Nicole gets a far away look in her eye and starts to imagine what would happen after she kidnaps EJ.]
***NICOLE’S FANTASY***
[The scene is Chez Rouge. Nicole is lying on a chaise lounge, dressed like Cleopatra, while Bo, Philip, Brady, Victor, Lucas, and Daniel take turns kissing her, feeding her grapes, fanning her, and attending to her every need. EJ is shackled to the wall nearby.]
Brady: Is there anything you need, my queen?
Nicole: Yes, come here and make love to me.
EJ: Noooooo. Get your damned hands off my wife.
Nicole: What’s the matter, EJ? Don’t you like it when I flaunt an ex-lover in your face?
EJ: You will stop this disgusting behavior at once.
Nicole: Says who?
[Brady continues to kiss Nicole. Daniel joins in.]
EJ: Says me! Your husband.
Nicole: Uh, you’re chained to the wall, sweetie. I don’t think you get a say in what I do anymore.
[Victor rubs Nicole’s back.]
Nicole: Ah Victor, you always did know how to rub me the right way.
EJ [howling like an animal]: Stop it!!!
Nicole [laughing]: Ooh, Daniel, you’re so good at that.
Daniel: I’ve practiced with patients. I mean patience.
Nicole: You are one clever doctor. Philip, come here, I want you.
Philip: What can I do for you, your majesty?
Nicole: You can start by doing what you did last night. That was amazing.
EJ [crying]: Nicole, darling, I love you. Please don’t do this to me. Don’t I mean anything to you anymore?
Nicole: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
To be continued...
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:38:29 GMT -5
THE BRADY PUB
Stephanie: But wait a second. If we kidnap him, where are we going to take him?
Nicole: That’s a good question.
[Stephanie gets a far away look in her eye and starts to imagine what would happen after she kidnaps EJ.]
***STEPHANIE’S FANTASY***
[The scene is the Salem Cemetery. Stephanie pushes EJ into an open grave and picks up a shovel.]
EJ: Stephanie, what are you doing? [He pats down his pockets.]
Stephanie: Are you looking for this? [She holds up his cell phone and tosses it away.]
EJ: Stephanie, love, you don’t want to do this.
Stephanie: You have no idea how badly I DO want to do this.
EJ: It’s not me you want.
[Stephanie throws a shovel full of dirt into the grave and some dirt lands on EJ.]
EJ [brushing the dirt away]: It’s Owen that you want, not me.
[Stephanie continues to shovel dirt into the grave.]
EJ: Owen is the one who hurt you, not me. I never laid a hand on you.
Stephanie: Owen’s next. He’ll be in this grave right on top of you.
[Stephanie methodically tosses more dirt into the grave, shovel after shovel after shovel. EJ is now up to his neck in dirt.]
EJ: Help. I can’t breathe. Someone, help me. I can’t breathe. Help me. Help me.
Stephanie [laughing madly]: Hahaha hahaha hahaha.
[The women snap out of their reveries.]
Stephanie: But wait a second. If we kidnap him, where are we going to take him?
Nicole: That’s a good question.
Sami: I’m open to suggestions.
Stephanie: I know where. It just came to me. And it’s perfect! It’s private, it’s quiet, and we’ll practically have the place to ourselves!
To be continued...
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:39:59 GMT -5
OUTSIDE THE DIMERA ENTERPRISES BUILDING
[The women meet in the parking lot of the Dimera Enterprises office building a couple hours before EJ’s nonstop flight to Japan is scheduled to leave. They wait around the side of the building for EJ to come out the back door.]
Sami: Stephanie, have you got the chloroform?
Stephanie: It’s right here in my purse.
Sami: Well, get it out and have it ready!
[Stephanie takes the chloroform and puts some on a handkerchief, spilling a lot of it.]
Stephanie: Damn it. I’m shaking so bad I can hardly pour this.
Sami: Here he comes! Go, Nicole, go!
Nicole [walks up to EJ]: EJ, I need to talk to you.
EJ: We have nothing to say to each other.
Nicole: Please EJ, it’s important.
[Sami and Stephanie sneak up behind EJ. Stephanie attempts to put the handkerchief up to EJ’s nose and mouth, but he sees her.] What the hell is going on?
Stephanie: Damn! Did you have to be so tall? Bend down. I can’t reach your face.
EJ: You sniveling little bunch of tramps. What scheme are you trying to perpetrate now?
[Stephanie reaches up and puts the hanky to EJ’s face. He coughs and staggers a bit. Then grabs Stephanie.]
EJ: You little witch!
Stephanie: Let me go. Help! Nicole, Sami, help me.
[EJ reaches out and grabs Sami’s hair and gets both women in a headlock, one in each arm.]
Sami: Let me go, you freak. Nicole, help us!
[Nicole looks around and sees a loose pipe on the ground. She picks it up.]
EJ: Darling, put that down before someone gets hurt.
[Nicole closes her eyes tight and conks EJ on the noggin. He falls to the ground. The women shriek.]
Sami: Good job! You did it! Nicole, you did it.
[Nicole just stares at EJ’s lifeless body.]
Nicole: Is he dead?
Sami [checking his pulse]: Unfortunately, no.
Stephanie: Now that we’ve got him, what do we do with him?
Sami: We need to take turns keeping an eye on him.
Nicole: You mean in shifts?
Stephanie: I’ll take the 9:00 to 5:00 shift, while Philip is at work.
Sami: I’ll do the 5:00 to 1:00 shift.
Nicole: I guess that puts me on the graveyard shift.
Sami: Let’s get him into the trunk of his car.
To be continued....
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:40:38 GMT -5
THE KIRIAKIS MAUSOLEUM, two days later
[EJ is tied up behind the wall in the area where the crypts are kept. Sami is on the other side of the wall in the visitors lobby of the mausoleum. She is reading a magazine when she hears a noise.]
EJ: Help. Is anyone there? Where am I?
Sami: EJ? Is that you?
EJ: Samantha, is that you?
Sami: Yes.
EJ: Where am I?
Sami: You’re in a mausoleum.
EJ: How did I get here?
Sami: You mean you don’t remember?
EJ: No. But I have this blasted headache.
Sami: How you got here is not important.
EJ: You’re right. It’s not important. Just get me out of here.
Sami: Sorry, EJ. I can’t.
EJ: What? Why not?
Sami: You’re getting a taste of your own medicine.
EJ: What exactly is THAT supposed to mean?
Sami: Exactly what you think it means.
EJ: Samantha, what are you up to?
Sami: Just know this, EJ. My children are out of the DiMera Mansion and they’re safe and being cared for by people who love them and who won’t use them as pawns.
EJ: My children??? Don’t you dare take them from me!!!
Sami: Now you know how it feels, EJ. And you’re never getting near them again.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
EJ: Samantha, is that you?
Nicole: Sami went home.
EJ: Nicole, is that you?
Nicole: Yes.
EJ: Nicole, sweetheart, I can’t comprehend that you would be part of all of this ... after everything we’ve been through together ... everything you mean to me.
Nicole: Really? Oh EJ, I feel the same way.
EJ: Then won’t you help me?
Nicole: Oh EJ. I can’t bear to see you suffering like this. Of course I’ll help you.
To be continued...
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:41:15 GMT -5
THE KIRIAKIS MAUSOLEUM
EJ: Samantha, is that you?
Nicole: Sami went home.
EJ: Nicole, is that you?
Nicole: Yes.
EJ: Nicole, sweetheart, I can’t comprehend that you would be part of all of this ... after everything we’ve been through together ... everything you mean to me.
Nicole: Really? Oh EJ, I feel the same way.
EJ: Then won’t you help me?
Nicole: Oh EJ, I can’t bear to see you suffering like this. Of course I’ll help you. But wait. Aren’t you the same man who kicked me out of the mansion, divorced me, and kept me from seeing Sydney?
EJ: You’re right. You’re right, darling. You have illustrated your point and I apologize. Now please, let’s end this charade and get me out of here.
Nicole: I can’t do that, EJ.
EJ: Of course you can, sweetheart. Just open the door to this infernal cave and let me out.
Nicole: I’m sorry, EJ.
EJ: Everything will be back to the way you want it to be. The way it used to be. You’ll see.
Nicole: This IS the way I want it to be.
EJ: You’re not thinking clearly, darling. Listen to me...
[Nicole puts her iPod earphones in her ears, drowning out EJ’s voice.]
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
EJ: Hello, Nicole?
Stephanie: It’s Stephanie. Nicole left.
EJ: Is she coming back?
Stephanie: Maybe, maybe not.
EJ: Stephanie, love, my legs are cramped. Can you untie them so I can stretch my legs?
Stephanie: Aw, EJ, love, I’m so sorry to hear that. I can sympathize with what you’re going through. Truly I can. I’ve been there. Done that.
EJ: Then can you loosen these restraints? Just for a minute or two?
Stephanie: You must think I’m an idiot, EJ.
EJ: Of course I don’t think that. I do wonder, however...
Stephanie: Wonder what?
EJ: How my family is going to deal with the Kiriakises after I get out of here.
Stephanie: I’m not really worried about that, love. See, EJ, you’re never getting out.
EJ: That’s preposterous. You can’t hold me here forever.
Stephanie: Pretty much, we can.
EJ: What are you intending to do? Starve me to death?
Stephanie: I hadn’t thought about that before, but that’s a great idea! Oh dear, when was the last time you ate? I’ll bet you ARE starving. Would you like something to eat?
EJ: I would. Very much.
Stephanie: That’s too bad. Because you’re not getting anything.
EJ: That’s cruel and inhuman, and a violation of my civil rights.
Stephanie: You have pretty much the same rights I had while Owen was keeping me locked in a morgue drawer.
EJ: Not even something to drink?
Stephanie: Well of course I’ll give you a drink. Oh, wait. If you drink something, you’ll have to go to the bathroom. In fact, I’ll bet you have to go to the bathroom now, don’t you?
EJ: Well ... now that you mention it.
Stephanie: And there’s no bathroom back there, is there?
EJ: None that I can see.
Stephanie: That’s because dead people don’t need bathrooms. And you’re in the company of dead people. Which is what YOU will be before long. Hahahahahahahaha.
To be continued
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:44:16 GMT -5
THE KIRIAKIS MAUSOLEUM, several days later
[Nicole’s shift is ending as Stephanie arrives.]
Stephanie: How’s EJ? All quiet?
Nicole: He's almost always quiet since we started giving him the sleeping powder. This stuff is a godsend.
Stephanie: That’s good. Say, how’s everything back at the mansion with Stefano?
Nicole: I’ve got him eating out of my hand.
Stephanie: Ew.
Nicole: Hey, don’t knock it. I’ve kept him so busy that he hasn’t had time to think about trying to call EJ. It’s a means to an end.
Stephanie: EJ’s end.
Nicole: That’s right.
EJ: Hello? Is anyone out there? I need help.
Nicole: Oh shut up!
EJ: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Stephanie: What was that?
Nicole: I don’t know. It sounds like something bad happened in there. Let’s go see.
Stephanie: No, it could be a trick!
Nicole: What do we do?
Stephanie: Let’s give him some more Dominex. Get me the bottled water.
EJ [yelling]: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Nicole: That’s a pretty scary sound. Maybe we should ask if he’s okay.
Stephanie: No, you’ll just be falling into his trap. Oh no.
Nicole: What’s the matter?
Stephanie: This is the last of the Dominex. The bottle’s almost empty.
Nicole: I’ll run over to the 24-hour drug store and buy some more.
Stephanie: Hurry!
ONE HOUR LATER
Stephanie: Nicole! Have you got the Dominex?
Nicole: Yeah, here it is.
Stephanie: This isn’t Dominex. [Reading label:] It’s something called K-Dur.
Nicole: I know. I didn’t have enough money and this was cheaper. The guy in aisle 5 said this is the generic version.
Stephanie: These are regular tablets. The Dominex dissolves in water. These don’t. We can’t get him to just swallow these.
Nicole: So, crush up a few and stir them into the bowl of water. Same difference.
Stephanie: I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
Nicole: Why not?
Stephanie: I’m not sure. I seem to remember Mama saying that you shouldn’t crush up pills. I can’t remember why.
Nicole: Maybe she was afraid some pieces would get stuck in your throat.
Stephanie: I don’t think that was the reason.
Nicole: Wait here while I get EJ to drink this. [She hesitates.]
Stephanie: What’s the matter?
Nicole: I feel kind of bad making EJ drink from a dog bowl.
Stephanie: Now don’t go getting all soft. He deserves it.
Nicole: You’re right.
Stephanie: Be careful.
[Nicole goes into the crypt, then returns to where Stephanie is waiting.]
Stephanie: Did he drink it?
Nicole: He must have been really thirsty. He lapped it up in one gulp.
Stephanie: Good, then he should sleep really well.
Nicole: I’m going off shift now. Oh Stephanie, at 5:00, before your shift ends, you, me and Sami are going to have a meeting to decide what we should do with EJ. The week is almost up and he’d be getting home from Japan the day after tomorrow.
Stephanie: I have plenty of ideas.
Nicole: Good. You’ll want to bring them with you.
To be continued.... Tune in for the finale!
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:45:35 GMT -5
THE KIRIAKIS MAUSOLEUM
[Sami and Nicole arrive at the Kiriakis Mausoleum at 5:00.]
Sami: Where’s Stephanie?
Nicole: I don’t know.
Sami: Did she show up for her shift?
Nicole: Absolutely. She told me she had some ideas about what to do with EJ.
Sami: Oh no, the door to the crypt is open. EJ may have escaped and taken Stephanie.
[Sami and Nicole rush into the crypt. Stephanie is standing over EJ’s body with a panicked look.]
Stephanie: I don’t think he’s breathing. I think he’s dead.
Sami: What happened to his hair?
[Nicole takes a mirror from her purse and holds it up to EJ’s nose.]
Nicole: He’s still breathing, but it’s shallow.
Sami: What happened to his hair?
Stephanie: Should we call an ambulance?
Nicole: Hell no. How would we explain all this?
Sami: You can start by explaining what happened to his hair.
Stephanie: It’s all gone. He’s bald.
Sami: Cue-ball bald.
Nicole: How the heck did that happen?
Stephanie: Maybe it was the K-Dur?
Sami: What?
Stephanie: Dominex was too expensive at CVS.
Nicole: So I bought K-Dur, the generic.
Sami: K-Dur isn’t the generic for Dominex. K-Dur is potassium chloride. Will had to take it when he was little because he had a potassium deficiency.
Nicole: Potassium chloride sounds harmless enough. It’s a form of salt, right?
Sami: Could EJ have had a bad reaction to it?
Stephanie: Maybe it was the combination of the Dominex and the K-Dur.
Sami: I’ll call the pharmacy and ask. I have them on speed dial.
Stephanie: He was so quiet all day, so I finally came in here to see if he was okay.
Nicole: It’s alright, Stephanie. Don’t freak out.
Sami [getting off the phone]: The pharmacist said the combination of the two drugs probably won’t kill him, but...
Stephanie: But what?
Sami: There could be a couple of serious drug interactions...
Nicole: Side effects?
Sami: ... especially if the K-Dur was crushed instead of swallowed whole.
Stephanie: What kind of interactions?
Sami: Well, baldness is one.
Stephanie: What’s the other one?
Sami: Impotence.
Nicole: You’re kidding me!
Sami: And there’s something else.
Nicole: What?
Sami: They’re irreversible.
[The women look somber ... then try to stifle a laugh ... then start to giggle ... then burst into uproarious laughter. They join hands and dance around EJ’s body in a circle, ring-around-the-rosy style.]
To be continued. Be sure to tune in for the Epilogue to find out the rest of the story ....
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:47:06 GMT -5
THE BRADY PUB, one month later
Nicole: Thanks for letting me spend time with Sydney, Sami.
Sami: No problem. As long as it’s not in the DiMera Mansion, I don’t mind you seeing her.
Stephanie: You’re really living in the mansion with Stefano?
Nicole [proudly]: Yes, as Mrs. Stefano DiMera.
Stephanie: How can you stand him?
Nicole: I’ve been with a lot of disgusting men for no good reason. I’m with Stefano for some very good reasons. Anyway, it’s just temporary. Just until he dies.
Sami: What did EJ say when he found out that Stefano changed his will and is leaving everything to you?
Nicole: He absolutely flipped out. He went crazy. He was howling like an animal, saying horrible things about me ... true, but horrible.
Stephanie: What did YOU say?
Nicole: I didn’t have to say anything. Stefano took up for me. He defended me and he threw EJ the hell out.
Sami: Wow.
Stephanie: We’re really lucky that the judge dropped the charges against us.
Sami: No one believed what EJ was saying.
Nicole: That’s because he sounded like a maniac when he was testifying that we held him in a crypt and drugged him.
Stephanie: Shhhh. Keep your voice down. Someone will hear us.
Sami: Remember when the judge scoffed at EJ for blaming a bunch of women for his baldness?
Nicole: Oh that was too funny. The judge said, “I know what you mean, son. I’ve had something very similar happen to me. In fact, there are a few women who I blame for every gray hair on my own head.”
Sami: That reminds of something.
Stephanie: What?
Sami: Before we kidnapped EJ, I had this fantasy, and it sort of came true.
Nicole: What do you mean?
Sami: I fantasized that EJ would ... um ... lose ... um ... his “equipment.”
Nicole: That IS funny. I also had a fantasy. I dreamed that EJ would be jealous and tell me he wants me back. That sort of happened too.
Stephanie: In MY fantasy, I buried EJ alive. Considering we held him hostage in a crypt, my fantasy came true too. Pretty weird, huh?
Sami: Speaking of EJ, where is he now? I figured he’d try to get Johnny again, but I haven’t heard from him.
Stephanie: He’s probably plotting something new.
Nicole: Uh uh. He’s in Dehli.
Sami: India? What’s he doing THERE?
Nicole: He went to India because he thinks he looks like Gandhi with that bald head of his ... and can blend in with the crowd. He’s working at a call center as a customer service rep for Preparation H. Meanwhile, he’s got Dr. Rolf working on a cure for his baldness and impotence.
Sami: Dr. Rolf is a freaking genius. It’s only a matter of time before he finds a cure, and EJ is back in Salem getting his revenge against us.
Nicole: I don’t think that will happen.
Stephanie: Why not?
Nicole: Because... I have the spare key to the lab. And every time the good doctor concocts a cure, I sabotage it.
Sami: Too bad.
Nicole: Too bad??? Why?
Sami: No, not about the sabotage. It’s too bad that we weren’t friends a long time ago. We get so much more accomplished as friends than we did as enemies.
Stephanie [smiling and raising her coffee mug]: Here’s to good friends.
The end
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Post by fluffysmom on Apr 28, 2011 22:55:41 GMT -5
Love it! This is a really fun fantasy story!
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Oh no. That means he has Sydney to himself. I hated the idea of you raising her, but at least I knew that you love her and wouldn’t let anything bad happen to her. If you don’t live there anymore....
