RamBo (Read 603 times)

[Kpatch]

This 3 chapter story is short and not so sweet, stranger than fiction, and even stranger than Roman Holiday. I hope you enjoy it anyway.


Chapter 1


KIRIAKIS MANSION

Bo: If Vivian needs to be eliminated for this circus to end, then I will eliminate her.
Victor: Oh, I know you better than that. You're angry now.
Bo: This has gone way past anger, Victor.
Victor: I understand that Bo. But you love the law. There's no way you would commit murder. And I can hardly see you hiring a hit man and trying to get away with it.
Bo: I wouldn't do that.
Victor: Of course not.
Bo: Try to get away with it, I mean. If I put Vivian underground by ... whatever means, I'll own up to it. I'll accept my punishment.
Victor: Good God, do you have any idea what this would do to Hope? To Ciara, Shawn Douglas, Chelsea? What about your mother? This could kill her, Bo.
Bo: Then do something about it. Do something about it before I have to take matters into my own hands.


BRADY PUB

Bo walks over to the table where Melanie and Philip are seated.
Bo: Melanie, I heard that you were rude to Carly.
Melanie: Are you joking?
Bo: I don’t joke anymore. Lighthearted Bo is gone. I’ve gotten very serious.
Philip: Hey hey, lay off of her. You should be talking to your girlfriend about rudeness.
Bo: Stay out of this, Philip. You’re family.
Philip: All the more reason you need to lay off my wife.
Bo: Sorry, Philip, no can do. Rudeness will not be tolerated.
Bo takes out his weapon and fires several rounds at Melanie and Philip. Bo leaves the Pub as Melanie and Philip fall to the floor.

To be continued ...

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[Kpatch]

KIRIAKIS MANSION

Bo: Justin, I need to talk to you.
Justin: Is this about Hope?
Bo: What do you think?
Justin: Look Bo, there’s nothing going on between us.
Bo: Don’t lie to me, man.
Justin: Okay okay. The truth is, I wish there were. I’m in love with her.
Bo takes out his weapon and fires several rounds at Justin. Bo leaves the mansion as Justin falls to the floor.


SALEM UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL

Stephanie: Hi Uncle Bo.
Bo: I hate it when you call me that.
Stephanie: Huh? Call you what? ... Bo?
Bo: No.
Stephanie: Uncle?
Bo: That’s the one!
Bo takes out his weapon and fires several rounds at Stephanie. Nathan comes running and kneels over Stephanie’s lifeless body.
Nathan: What did you do???
Bo fires several rounds at Nathan. Bo leaves the hospital as Nathan falls on top of Stephanie.

To be continued ...

[Kpatch]

SALEM PD

Roman: What da hell is going on, Bo?
Bo: What do you mean?
Roman: We've got a string of dead bodies all over Salem and eyewitnesses who said they saw you do the shooting!
Bo: You mean Melanie and Philip?
Roman: So it’s true?
Bo: And Justin, Adrienne, Stephanie, Nathan, Victor, Nicole, Sami ...
Roman: Sami???
Bo: Don’t interrupt. EJ, Stefano, Rafe, Carly, Hope, Maggie, Brady, Arianna, Mia, Kinsey. And, of course, Vivian ...
Roman: Are you crazy?
Bo: What? Too much? Not enough? I’m planning to shoot Daniel and Chloe next.
Roman: What da hell are you thinking, little brother?
Bo: I hate it when you call me that.
Bo takes out his weapon and fires several rounds at Roman. Bo leaves the squad room as Roman falls to the floor.


PARK BENCH

Bo is cleaning his weapon when a man approaches.
Dick Dorkay, Executive Producer: Hello Peter.
Bo: What do you want?
Dick: We need to have a little chat.
Bo: Oh?
Dick: You know, despite the budget cuts, we hadn’t planned to get rid of all those characters you shot.
Bo: Maybe you didn’t plan it, but I did.
Dick: It has come to my attention that we’ve been asking too much of Bo’s character lately. Bo has fallen out of favor with his fan base, and I can see you’re upset about it.
Bo: Whoa, executive producer and a rocket scientist.
Dick: We were trying some new things, but they clearly aren't working.
Bo: What are you saying, Dick? Come out with it. Am I fired?
Dick: Put the gun down, Peter.
Bo: I don’t think so.
Bo raises the gun and fires several rounds at Dorkay. Dorkay just stands there.
Bo: Why aren’t you dead?
Dick: That’s a fake gun with fake bullets. It only works on fake characters. It has no affect on real people.
Bo: Hmmm, I repeat ... Why aren’t you dead?
Dick: Let me have the gun, Peter.
Bo hands the weapon to Dick.
Dick: I’ve been thinking, Peter. It’s been quite a while since you’ve had a vacation. I’m going to put you on a hiatus for a few months. We can say that Bo had a nervous breakdown and he’s in a sanatorium.
Bo: Or that he's visiting family.
Dick puts his hand on Peter’s shoulder and guides him off the lot.
Dick: After a while, both you and Bo will come back refreshed and renewed, and we’ll have time to create a better storyline for Bo ... and figure out how to resurrect all those characters you killed. How does that sound?
Bo: Will I get my gun back?


The End

[ghoulgirl]

LOL I wish someone would just go up and shoot half those characters! LOL
Thanks for the great laugh!

[fluffysmom]

I am with you ghoul girl! We could do without several of these characters. Funny story.