Well, we are nearing the end of our dancing journey. This is the last week before finals and everyone will be dancing for their lives. Or at least a giant mirrorball trophy. Oh, and everyone’s doing 3 dances. This should be interesting…..
Live from Hollywood, it’s
Dancing with the Stars!!!!!
Hope and Maks (PASO DOBLE) – Ooh. Hope’s in chains. And she’s fake making out with Maks. Fake? Honey, that’s a waste. Grab that hot Russian (ok Ukrainian) and shove your tongue down his throat. Ooops. Did I just get distracted? My bad. Ok. There’s some dancing going on. Supposedly this was a Paso Doble. All I got from it was angry and aggressive movement. She wasn’t controlled, she looked sloppy, and it just wasn’t very good. Let’s hope her other two dances will be better. This stunk.
My Score: 7 Judges Score: 7, 7, 7 21/33
Dance at 2:13.
JR and Karina (PASO DOBLE) – After twisting his ankle in practice this week, JR still managed to do quite well. But that’s no surprise. He was slightly tentative in some of the movement, but he still looked good. I’m not sure if the grimace on his face is for the character, or if it’s from pain. Kind of hard to tell. But then he jumped up at the end and was slightly limping, so I’m guessing it was pain. Instead of just enjoying the dancing, I was more worried about the pain he was in. Poor guy. I wish I could score him higher, but to be fair….
My Score: 8 Judges Score: 8, 7, 8 23/30
Dance at 2:30.
Rob and Cheryl (SAMBA) – What the…..
? I’ve never seen a float on the DWTS floor. The good news is the song is actually a Samba. The bad news is it’s a terrible song. It’s a cute routine though, and Rob looked strangely confident. And he danced really well. I want to hate this guy, but I just can’t. He’s grown so much from week 1. I’m so proud of him. Well done Rob!!!
My Score: 9 Judges Score: 10, 9, 9 28/30
Dance at 1:59
Ricki and Derek (SAMBA) – Ok. Who else thinks Ricki looks like a giant rubber ducky? Hopefully it’s not just me. She’s surprisingly stiff for this samba. It’s like she’s scared or something. The choreography didn’t look that difficult, but she seemed to be struggling with it. I didn’t care for it. No hip action to be seen and too easy choreography. The judges, on the other hand, seemed to love it.
No telling what they’re looking at.
My Score: 8 Judges Score: 10, 10, 10 30/30
Dance at 2:07
ARGENTINE TANGO with the Troupe and some guest stars:
I should add that I have no idea who those guest stars are. I would rather have seen the Arg. Tango coaches/choreographers from SYTYCD. They dance like this:
They are so amazing.
Hope and Maks (ARGENTINE TANGO) – OK, this hurts me to watch. I am seriously cringing the entire time. Good Lord, woman! POINT YOUR TOES!!!!! So many awkward lines. I can’t take it!!!! Yes, she did the lifts. Yes, she did all the steps. But it was just so baaaaaaaaaadddddd!!!!! Other people may not see it that way, but it was barely watchable for me. Like nails on a chalkboard. *shiver* [/b]My Score: 6 Judges Score: 8, 8, 8 [/b] 24/30
“Dance” at 3:36. Prepare yourself.
JR and Karina (ARGENTINE TANGO) – Knowing he’s hurt makes this all the more impressive. Nothing cringe-worthy here. Except him being mad at the end. He obviously missed the ending a little (whether it’s from the ankle or just a missed connection, I’m not sure), but it was still really hot. I love it when it (at least) looks like the guy is leading and it certainly looked like JR was leading. I liked it, even if they did rip off Anna and Evan from a few seasons ago (same song).
My Score: 10 Judges Score: 9, 9, 9 27/30
Dance at 2:59.
Rob and Cheryl (ARGENTINE TANGO) – Knowing Cheryl’s history with Arg. Tango (hello? Gilles, anyone?) I’m really looking forward to seeing how Rob does. I’m sitting here nodding my head. That was really good. I mean, REALLY good!!!!! I am shocked at him. Just shocked. I never would have guessed in week 1 that he’d be this good tonight. Hell, I didn’t even think he’d still be in the competition! Nor, can I believe that I’m about to give him another 10!
My Score: 10 Judges Score: 9, 9, 9 27/30
Dance at 3:21.
Ricki and Derek (ARGENTINE TANGO) – Again with the stiffness. I know she’s concentrating on keeping her shoulders down, but this is ridiculous. The lean was pretty awesome though. But why can’t these women point their dang toes?!?!?! Your feet are not made to flop at the end of your legs, ladies. Point those toes!!!!! I don’t think this dance was all that impressive. Women partners have a 10th the amount of work to do as the men. All she has to do is do her part well. Since she’s not leading, she doesn’t need to worry about remembering what’s coming next, all she has to do is hold on, follow, and do the right footwork. ARGH!!!!! Ok, rant over. Sorry.
My Score: 8 Judges Score: 9, 10, 10 29/30
Dance at 3:08.
CHA CHA RELAY – The way this will work is each couple can only get one of 4 scores (10, 8, 6, 4) and they’ll each dance to a portion of the same song. Ricki and Derek start: She’s soooo stiff again!!! Ahhh!!! Then Hope and Maks: She looks relaxed and happy. She has the right feeling for Cha Cha. Jr and Karina: This guy is a beast. Even though he’s hurt, he might be the best one out there. Rob and Cheryl: Well, he’s pretty awesome too. JR has some competition!! WOW!!!
My Score: (10)Rob, (8)JR, (6)Hope, (4)Ricki
Judges Score: (10)Rob (8)Ricki (6)JR (4)Hope
Dance at 1:52
My Leaderboard – Total Scores
Rob……. 29
JR………..26
Ricki………20
Hope…..19
Judges LeaderboardRicki…….67
Rob……. 65
JR………..56
Hope…..49
I think it’s pretty clear that the end of the road is in sight for Hope. I’m happy with a Rob, JR, and Ricki final. That seems right.
One more week to go!