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Post by gapeach on Jan 27, 2014 7:31:48 GMT -5
Wonder if she is planning on getting an abortion?!?!?
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Post by MrsM on Jan 27, 2014 7:54:41 GMT -5
I wondered the same thing gapeach! What a bitch!! |
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Post by djm on Jan 27, 2014 10:58:39 GMT -5
I am hoping she does not get the money so score. That poor little baby. I have seen too many little ones going through withdrawal and it just makes me sick. Can not wait to read more.
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Post by fluffysmom on Jan 27, 2014 11:09:49 GMT -5
I wondered about an abortion too.
LOL at Judge Wapner.
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Post by sportsgirl on Jan 27, 2014 11:28:24 GMT -5
Add me to that list.. I immediately thought abortion and I also love the Judge Wapner mention!!
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Post by wendylou on Jan 28, 2014 9:46:19 GMT -5
Me too. I hope she doesn't do that. Of course, doing drugs while she's pregnant won't be too great either.
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Post by Kpatch on Jan 30, 2014 6:38:49 GMT -5
Chapter 18
Near the Nurse’s Station
Jennifer: Kayla, what’s wrong?
Kayla: I just don’t know what to do about Teresa.
Jennifer: Oh. Her. … Well, I have a few ideas, but most of them end with a public flogging.
Kayla: I know what you mean, but I feel like I failed her. I failed Kimberly.
Jennifer: I’m not following.
Kayla: When Teresa moved to Salem, I promised Kim and Shane that I’d keep an eye on Teresa, that I’d be responsible for her. Then she overdosed. And now she’s pregnant and doesn’t even know who the father is.
Jennifer: You can’t control a wild child like Teresa.
Kayla: Maybe not, but the least I can do is help her figure out who’s the daddy.
Jennifer: That’s easy. It’s Daniel.
Kayla: Probably, but he’s being really cagey. When I asked him about it, he wouldn’t confirm or deny it. He was acting really out of character. I don’t know what’s going on with him.
Jennifer: That's easy too. I can tell you what’s going on. He’s scum. Only a lowlife scum would sleep with a piece of trash like Teresa.
Kayla: Jennifer! I know you don’t like her, but she’s my family.
Jennifer: Sorry, Kayla. I’ll try to show some restraint. … Is there anything I can do to help?
Kayla: Maybe. I need to get proof of the baby’s paternity, but Daniel won’t submit to a DNA test.
Jennifer: Doesn’t the hospital have his DNA on file?
Kayla: Yes, but thanks to those damn confidentiality clauses, I can’t get my hands on them. Trust me, I tried.
Jennifer: Hmmm. I might have an idea.
Kayla: Really? Tell me.
Jennifer: I’ve been planning a hospital fundraiser. "Fantastic Salem" has agreed to volunteer two haircutters for the event. They’re sending Bonnie Lockhart and Calliope Bradford over to give haircuts here. We’re going to charge $20 per cut and it all goes to charity. Maybe we can put on a big push among the staff here, and strongarm everyone to get a haircut.
Kayla: I see where you’re going with this. We can use the hair follicles to run DNA tests. But suppose Daniel’s not a match.
Jennifer: If it’s not Daniel, I guess the father could be someone else on staff. We can collect everyone’s hair -- well, all the men -- and run it through the DNA analysis capacitor.
Kayla: That’s perfect! Great idea. Thanks Cuz.
Jennifer: Um, we’re not cousins.
Kayla: Oh, that’s right. We’re sisters-in-law. Sorry.
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Post by MrsM on Jan 30, 2014 8:44:58 GMT -5
Sneaky sneaky
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Post by gapeach on Jan 30, 2014 9:32:05 GMT -5
Love it!!!
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Post by sportsgirl on Jan 30, 2014 9:36:15 GMT -5
Love how even the Salemites get confused on how they are related to others...
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Post by fluffysmom on Jan 30, 2014 10:32:56 GMT -5
I liked Jennifer's ideas ending with a public flogging. Can't wait for Jennifer to find out she will be the grandma to Teresa's baby.
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Post by wendylou on Jan 30, 2014 10:36:57 GMT -5
That's an awfully expensive way to find out who the father is and it won't even tell them who it is.
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Post by melly on Jan 30, 2014 19:52:05 GMT -5
Bonnie and calliope?   |
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Post by djm on Jan 31, 2014 10:09:05 GMT -5
Ohh I can just see Bonnie and Calliope cutting hair. Love the idea, but with all the people getting their hair cut I can see a mix up in the sample. Wonder if JJ will also come and get his hair cut. Otherwise all they will know is who is not the father. Can't wait to see Jen's reaction when she finds out she is grandma.
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2014 6:31:17 GMT -5
Chapter 19a
Jennifer’s Office
Kayla: How did the haircuts go?
Jennifer: Fantastic! We raised nearly $2,000. That’s more than enough to buy Doug a new Santa suit for next year’s hospital Christmas party. I even convinced my kids to get haircuts.
Kayla: I wasn’t talking about the fundraiser. I meant the DNA collection.
Jennifer: Oh! That went great too. We got samples from each of the men who got haircuts and Anne is downstairs in the lab waiting for the results.
Kayla: Anne? Why Anne?
Jennifer: Because, she apparently knows someone who has a lot of experience in this area and she said she can get him to run the tests on the quiet.
Kayla: But can you trust Anne?
Jennifer: Psht. Ha! Not as far as I can throw her. But she said it’s better if I don’t get involved in this part of our plan. She’ll take the heat for me.
Kayla: Hmmm, I don’t know. I don’t like this, Jennifer. Why would she want to help you out all of a sudden?
Jennifer: I guess it’s because she’s friends with Teresa. If nothing else, Anne can find out for Teresa who her baby’s father is.
Kayla: Well, we all presume that Daniel is guilty.
Jennifer: What do you mean presume? We all know it’s Daniel’s baby. We just need confirmation.
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Chapter 19b
Down in the Hospital Basement Lab
Anne: Can’t you run the results any faster?
Sami: I’m going as fast as I can. If you’d shut up for two minutes, maybe I could concentrate.
Anne: Okay fine. La da de dum la da da de la da da de la da de.
Sami: Humming Anne? Really? That’s not helping.
Anne: Okay okay. Hmmm. Let me ask you something, Sami. There’s this man I’m sort of interested in. You were married to Lucas, right?
Sami: This is weird.
Anne: What? What did you find out?
Sami: Daniel isn’t a match.
Anne: That’s impossible!
Sami: The results don’t lie.
Anne: Are you sure you did it right?
Sami: Of course I’m sure. I’ve been doing this for two decades.
Anne: If Daniel isn’t Teresa’s babydaddy, who is??
Sami: Let’s see. I’ll run these other hair samples through the DNA analyzer. It will just take a few seconds. And voila! We have a match.
Anne: Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Sami: Oh my god.
Anne: What?
Sami: This can’t be right. Or can it?
Anne: Who? What? Let me see. ... What??? JJ Deveraux??
Sami: That’s what it says.
Anne: Well, this is even better than I planned. Jennifer is the grandmother of her arch enemy’s baby....
Sami: Oh please. That’s been done to death.
Anne: Oh?
Sami: Kate and me. Kate and Chloe....
Anne: Forget Kate! That was before my time. I’m loving this!
Sami: I’m not. It would be better if Daniel was the baby’s father. At least, better for my cousin Teresa. Daniel is a respected doctor. JJ is a drugged-out little twit who got kicked out of boarding school. I’m changing the results. Give me a second to text Grandma Caroline for a refresher. She changed some paternity tests to make it look like Daniel was the father just a few years ago.
Anne: Aw, Sami, I would never have pegged you for a party pooper. Just when things were getting interesting.
Sami: Okay. Done. Daniel is the father and no one but you and me know the truth. … Now, what was your question about Lucas?
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