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Post by djm on Jan 10, 2014 10:02:40 GMT -5
Jen is going nuts. I hope JJ finds out the truth soon.
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Post by fluffysmom on Jan 10, 2014 10:58:14 GMT -5
I am literally LOL. Love JJ saying he always talks to people about his mom.
This story is so much fun.
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Post by melly on Jan 10, 2014 21:11:22 GMT -5
Chapter 12
Jennifer: Oh JJ, you’re so young and naive. Let’s go home and decorate the house.
JJ: But it’s not a holiday.
Jennifer: In Alice’s home, you’re never more than a few weeks away from an excuse to hang balls. Come on.
JJ: But it’s only 10:00 a.m. It’s the middle of your workday.
Jennifer: I put in a good hour. That’s plenty. Let’s go home. OMG!!!! I just laughsnorted....twice! |
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Post by MrsM on Jan 11, 2014 9:57:47 GMT -5
Chapter 12
Jennifer: Oh JJ, you’re so young and naive. Let’s go home and decorate the house.
JJ: But it’s not a holiday.
Jennifer: In Alice’s home, you’re never more than a few weeks away from an excuse to hang balls. Come on.
JJ: But it’s only 10:00 a.m. It’s the middle of your workday.
Jennifer: I put in a good hour. That’s plenty. Let’s go home. OMG!!!! I just laughsnorted....twice! Yup, this got me too!! Hang balls. LMAO!! |
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Post by Kpatch on Jan 13, 2014 6:21:17 GMT -5
Chapter 13
The Cop Shop
Bo is holding the white board. On it, he’s written the list of suspects, as follows:
Eric
Nicole
Sami
Marlena
Roman
Brady
Victor
Caroline
Father Matt
Bishop White
A band of angry parrishoners
Bo: Okay, here’s our list. Let’s start eliminating suspects.
John: You can scratch Marlena.
Roman: Oh man, she used to love it when I rubbed her lower back. I’d move my hand down her buttocks to her inner thigh and...
John: Hey hey, that’s way more information than anybody needs to know.
Roman: Well, you were talking about scratching Marlena, so ....
John: I meant, scratch her name off the suspect list you idiot!
Roman: Oh. Woopsie.
Hope: On what grounds are we crossing Marlena off the list?
John: On the grounds that she’s my wife.
Bo: Check. I’m crossing off Victor and Ma too, since they’re my parents and all.
Hope: Hold on a minute. Would someone mind explaining to me the rules of this game?
Bo: It’s simple, Fancy Face. Anyone we’re related to is automatically exempt.
Hope: Despite the evidence?
Bo: Sure. It pays to be related.
Roman: Listen Hope, if you have a problem with dis, we understand. You don’t have ta be part of dis meeting.
Hope rose from her seat.
Hope: Good. I’m going down to forensics to see how the autopsy is coming along.
She leaves the office.
Roman: She’s a tad bitchy today. Didn’t you guys have makeup sex yet?
Bo: No comment. Let’s get back to business.
John: Scratch Brady off.
Bo: Check.
Roman: In dat case, rub out da twins, Eric and Sami. You know, I remember da night they were conceived. It was right after I scratched Marlena’s lower back da way I was describing just before.
John: You gotta cut that out Roman or else I’m gonna give you a fat lip.
Bo: We’d better get you off this list too, Roman.
Roman: Good. Not dat I didn’t have a motive after what dat witch did to my boy.
Bo: What which who?
Abe enters.
Abe: This sight brings tears to my eyes. The three of you working together just like the old days. So, what gives? Why wasn’t I invited to the party? Any progress to report?
John: We’re working on our suspect list. We’re down to three possibilities.
Abe: Let’s see what you’ve got.
Bo hands Abe the white board. Abe frowns .
Abe: Really?? Bishop White? Father Matt? And Nicole?
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Post by gapeach on Jan 13, 2014 6:28:58 GMT -5
Love how everyone who was related was removed as suspects!
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Post by MrsM on Jan 13, 2014 8:21:14 GMT -5
Hahahahaha!! Sounds about right!
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Post by djm on Jan 13, 2014 8:57:54 GMT -5
Love who was left after all the relatives were removed from the list. Guess Nicole will be questioned soon.
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Post by fluffysmom on Jan 13, 2014 22:55:28 GMT -5
LOL at them erasing all of the relatives off the list.
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Post by Kpatch on Jan 16, 2014 6:34:15 GMT -5
Chapter 14
Hope returned to Roman’s office as the men were reviewing the white board list.
Hope: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
Roman: Shoot.
The officers all draw their weapons.
Roman: At ease everyone. Tell us the good news first, Hope.
Hope: My jewelry line had a great 4th quarter. We’re lifting the salary freeze and I’m giving myself a raise.
Roman: I’ll drink to that. Whisky anyone?
Abe: What’s the bad news?
Hope: You don’t want to know.
Bo: Tell us, Fancy Face.
Hope: I just came from the morgue to see how Kristen’s autopsy is progressing.
Abe: And?
Hope: And ... it’s not.
Roman: Damn it. Don’t tell me Moe and Curly are taking another long lunch.
Hope: It’s not because of that. It’s because the body is gone.
Roman: What da....?
Abe: The body is gone? Where did it go?
Hope: No idea.
Roman: Did they check da closet? Sometimes Larry likes to play practical jokes on Moe and Curly.
Hope: This is no joke. Kristen has disappeared into thin air.
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Post by gapeach on Jan 16, 2014 6:36:49 GMT -5
Better go check out the secret room at DiMera Mansion.
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Post by fluffysmom on Jan 16, 2014 18:16:47 GMT -5
I doubt they will find the body. I liked Hope's report on her jewelry line.
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Post by MrsM on Jan 16, 2014 20:43:30 GMT -5
I'm guessing she isn't really dead. Dun dun dun.
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Post by Kpatch on Jan 20, 2014 6:40:24 GMT -5
Chapter 15
Teresa’s Apartment
Teresa is lying on her sofa reading posts on a pregnancy forum when there’s a knock at her door. She gets off the sofa and answers the door.
Teresa: Grandma!
Caroline: We need to talk.
Caroline walks into the apartment.
Teresa: Um. Okay.
Caroline: It’s about your baby.
Teresa: Oh my god. You know??
Caroline: Yes.
Teresa: Auntie Kayla told you?
Caroline: She tells me everything. I’m her sounding board. She figures since I have Alzheimer’s, I won’t remember. And she’s right. Some things I don’t, but some things I do. Like you being pregnant.
Teresa: Oh Grandma. Please tell me you didn’t say anything to my mother.
Caroline: I didn’t say anything to your mother.
Teresa: Or Dad?
Caroline: Or your father. At least not that I can remember. Hmmm. Maybe I did.
Teresa: If you did, I’m sure my phone would be ringing off the hook.
Caroline: Have you decided what you’re going to do about the baby?
Teresa: No. I’m sort of in denial about the whole thing.
Caroline: Have you spoken to the baby’s father? To Daniel?
Teresa: Um. No. Not about this.
Caroline: I never did like him. Say the word, and I’ll switch the paternity test results. I’m experienced.
Teresa: There wasn’t any paternity test.
Caroline: Well, you be sure to let me know.
Teresa: You’ll be the first.
Caroline: Now then. Let’s get serious.
Teresa: I was being serious.
Caroline: Teresa dear, I hope you’re not considering an abortion.
Teresa: Well, like I said, I’m trying not to think about it. But I haven’t ruled out any options.
Caroline: Well put that option out of your mind. You’re a Brady.
Teresa: What does that mean?
Caroline: Don’t you know? When you’re a Brady, you’re a Brady all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day.
Teresa: Huh?
Caroline: You’re never alone. You’re never disconnected. You’re home with your own. When company’s expected, you’re well protected.
Teresa: Grandma, I’ve never seen you sing and dance like that!
Caroline: Gotta love West Side Story. Give me a minute to catch my breath.... Okay. Dear. What I’m telling you is that you have family. Your baby is one of us, and so are you. You’re not in this thing alone. We’ll help you in any and every way we know how. I’m a heck of a babysitter, you know.
Teresa hugs Caroline.
Teresa: Aw Grandma. You’re the best. I can’t tell you what that all means to me. But I’m still not sure what I’m going to do.
Caroline: That’s fine. But no abortions. Is that clear?
Teresa: Um. Sure Grandma. Whatever you say.
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Post by fluffysmom on Jan 20, 2014 10:34:42 GMT -5
Love Caroline offering to switch the paternity test results. Glad Caroline is there for Teresa.
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