Who are Molly and Dorkay? (Read 1,017 times)

[Kpatch]

Dorkay: Who are Molly and Dorkay??? Are they kidding? Everyone knows who we are.
Molly: Of course they do, Dick. Everyone knows what a ... um ... humanitarian you are.
Dorkay: Not to mention a hell of a bowler.
Molly: I’m sure they know that too, but just in case there might be some people who don’t know us, can’t we give them just a short little history lesson?
Dorkay: I hate history. I never let history get in the way of a good story.
Molly: I know. That’s part of the problem. Look, why don’t you read your fan mail while I talk to our readers.
Dorkay: Good idea. I won’t be long.

Molly: For readers who are new to kpatch stories and don’t know who Molly and Dorkay are, let me explain.

Molly and Dorkay are characters that kpatch created. They debuted in Daytime Cereal and proved to be so popular that she included them in a number of other stories. While they aren't in every kpatch work, they continue to appear from time to time.

Dick Dorkay represents the executive producer of Days of Our Lives. The name Dorkay is sort of a twisted version of the real executive producer’s name.

Molly represents the actress who plays Melanie. When we first met Melanie Layton, she was feisty and spoke her mind, just like her alter ego Molly does in kpatch’s stories.

Molly is the voice of the viewer and she is the only one who can rein Dorkay in. She is the only one he listens to, at least temporarily, until he goes off half-cocked once again.

You can find Molly and/or Dorkay in the following kpatch classics:

Daytime Cereal myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=kpatchclassicssub&action=display&thread=34&page=1
Boys Night Out myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=kpatchclassicssub&action=display&thread=37&page=1
Brady’s Backyard Barbeque myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=kpatchclassicssub&action=display&thread=44&page=1
Choices myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=kpatchclassicssub&action=display&thread=43&page=1
Chloe and the 7 Dwarfs myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=kpatchclassicssub&thread=35&page=1#
The Horton Christmas Grinch myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=kpatchclassicssub&thread=46&page=1#
Salem’s Got Talent myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=kpatchclassicssub&thread=41&page=1#
Lost Days of Our Lives myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=kpatchclassicssub&action=display&thread=59&page=1

In addition, Molly and Dorkay appear in a new work of fan fiction by kpatch called "Car 54, Where Are You"? You just never know when or where they’ll show up.

myhourglass.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=newkpatchfic&action=display&thread=114&page=1

Any resemblance to persons living or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidental.

[André DiMera]

I LOVE Molly & Dorkay! They are absolutely hilarious!

[DancingDays]

All this time I got who Dorkay was supposed to be, but I had no idea Molly was based on Molly Burnett. She is so adorable!!! Love it!

[dreden]

I love Molly and Dorkay! I absolutely love reading their exchanges, makes me laugh so hard sometimes I get the "Not Again!?!" look from the CEO.

[ghoulgirl]

LOL I love Molly and Dorkay too! Their bantering back and forth is hilarious! So glad to see new stories involving them too! Thanks jkjpatch!

[djm]

I love them as well.

[mae00]

Molly and Dorkay have to be my absolute favorite!!! I just love Molly to pieces!

Welcome dreden!!

[gapeach]

Molly & Dorkay always make me laugh! Love that Molly is the only one that can control him... to bad she couldn't do it when she was on the show!!

[sportsgirl]

Makes me really miss Molly (Melanie) but glad these two are back. I have missed them.