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Post by Kpatch on May 29, 2011 19:36:42 GMT -5
I loved how Maggie compared Chloe's failed relationships to car wrecks. Chloe would definitely be a bad insurance risk. Sadly, I don't think she got through to Chloe.
If you were Maggie, what advice would you give to which Salemite? I'll start.
Maggie to Melanie: You're a millionairess now. You can afford to buy skirts with more material.
Who's next?
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Post by sportsgirl on May 29, 2011 21:48:52 GMT -5
Jennifer, shame on you. You are a Horton and I can't always cook for you. You need to learn how to cook all by yourself.
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Post by fluffysmom on May 29, 2011 22:32:44 GMT -5
Nicole, follow your heart and get as far away from EJ as possible!
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Post by Pallison on May 29, 2011 23:49:31 GMT -5
Salemites, you are all screwed so just a big ole WHATEVER....!!!!! (sorry....)
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Post by MrsM on May 30, 2011 15:08:07 GMT -5
Taylor, honey, please take your first paycheck and do us all a favor and board the first greyhound back to the orphanage you used to volunteer at. Those kids need you so much more than we do.
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Post by fluffysmom on May 30, 2011 20:33:15 GMT -5
Sami please try not to have anymore kids for awhile. Caroline can only babysit so many kids.
Caroline, you can say no to babysitting without feeling guilty.
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Post by mae00 on May 31, 2011 9:34:17 GMT -5
Taylor, honey, please take your first paycheck and do us all a favor and board the first greyhound back to the orphanage you used to volunteer at. Those kids need you so much more than we do. As bad as I want her off my screen, I'm not sure that I would want Taylor's influence around any children, orphans or not....... EJ, you are just want you see in a mirror. A slimey, low-down, manipulative, back-stabbing, two-face, double crossing excuse for a human being. No matter who or what comes into your life, you are so far down the well, that you will never change. Quit trying to convince the rest of us that you want to be a better person because we all know better.... |
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Post by DancingDays on May 31, 2011 10:05:22 GMT -5
Chloe - Quit drinking and keep your knees together!
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Post by jaysdelina on May 31, 2011 19:55:07 GMT -5
Chloe-Suck it up,keep your legs shut,grow some nads and get your crap together! Sami-Before you stock up on bullets,invest in a few target practice lessons. Bo-Before you take up with your old girlfriend,make sure to end your marriage,or you might send said ex-girlfriend into a pill popping frenzy. EJ-You are scum,will always be scum,do us all a favor and finish the job Sami started on you. Hope-The world does not revolve around you.Try asking other people about what's going on with them,you might find yourself with more friends if you actually show you care about anyone but yourself. Melanie-Play the field BEFORE you get married again,not AFTER.Kinda makes you look like the s*** you say Chloe is. Dario-Get some voice lessions,Pronounciation IS a good thing! Will be back with more soon!  |
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Post by Kpatch on May 31, 2011 20:03:26 GMT -5
Love these! Delina, I especially liked the one about Melanie playing the field before she gets married, not after. But you knew I'd like it, didn't you.
Keep it going guys, these are great.
Here's one:
Vivian, you need to find yourself a more threatening henchman. Gus reminds me of a puppy I had as a child.
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Post by jaysdelina on May 31, 2011 20:06:22 GMT -5
compiling a list of Salemites right now jkjpatch,lol.I figured you'd like a few of them yeah.It's hard not to find humor in some of the things the salemites say and do.I couldn't resist a pot shot at Sami and her lack of aim,lol.Will be adding more.
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Post by MrsM on May 31, 2011 20:21:13 GMT -5
While you are at the target practice send Lucas and Will (lord knows which one really shot EJ)
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Post by fluffysmom on May 31, 2011 22:05:00 GMT -5
I love this thread! It makes me laugh so hard!!
LUCAS - Get back here and take care of the kids. Caroline needs some help!
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Post by mae00 on May 31, 2011 22:17:39 GMT -5
Stephano, sweetie, you are slipping. You don't know EJ and his actions as well as you think you do. Nicole, if it smells like a wet dog, looks like a dirty dog, and licks his wounds in private, then yep, it's probably a dog and you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Will - you know your mom does things you don't understand. she's been this way your whole life so you might as well suck it up and deal with it. Your dad still has to do that with your grandma.... Taylor, take a long walk off of the pier that everyone loves to gossip and conduct business at. Gus, grow a pair honey!! Vivian has never really appreciated all you do in saving her @ss and probably never will. Maggie, you just keep being your sweet loveable self and don't let ANYONE change you!  |
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Post by MrsM on Jun 1, 2011 7:55:44 GMT -5
Gus sweetie, go find yourself a good man and leave the maniac in the sarcophagus.
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