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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:27:23 GMT -5
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THE KIRIAKIS MANSION
Victor: I have an announcement. I was only pretending when I said I didn’t remember who shot me. I know exactly who it was. And that person is in this room right now. I’ll wait a few minutes and give you the chance to confess. Or, I can start naming names right now. Names such as...
...Nicole. Could you be the shooter? I hear you wanted to hasten my demise so you could inherit all my money. That is, if you married Brady. So Brady, could you be the shooter? You’d like to run Titan sooner rather than later, wouldn’t you?
Philip: What are you talking about? I’m taking over Titan when you die!
Victor: Ah Philip, my ineffectual heir apparent. Did you pull the trigger because you think that means you could step into my shoes? Or did you pull the trigger because you were afraid I would tell someone about your affair with the harlot? Nah, the shooting was premeditated, and you don’t have the wherewithall to plan a tea party. That brings me to Chloe. Did you want to off me because you’re tired of all the well-deserved insults I hurl your way? Or were you angry that I was kicking you out of the mansion? Or maybe it was Lucas, Chloe’s clueless husband. But why Lucas would want to shoot me leaves ME clueless. Would you care to explain, Lucas?
Lucas: I shot you because you cheated on my mother, you low-life slimeball!
[The crowd gasps.]
Victor: I did nothing of the kind.
Lucas: Then how do you explain my mother having a sexually transmitted disease?
Victor: What?
Kate: What?
Lucas: The pharmacy gave me the wrong prescription. They gave me my mother’s STD medication by mistake. And the only way she would have an STD is if you gave it to her, Victor, because you cheated on her.
Lexie: I can confirm that Victor doesn’t have an STD. We did a thorough blood workup while he was in the hospital.
Lucas: What?
Victor: Kate, what’s the meaning of this?
Kate: I...I... I used the public restroom at Neiman Marcus. You can catch a disease from public toilets. Can’t you?
Lexie: Not THAT kind of disease.
Daniel: I can explain.
Kate: No, Daniel, don’t!
Chloe: Oh for crimminy’s sake. I need a drink.
Nicole: Shhh, you’ll make me miss the good part.
Stephanie: I need to get out of here.
Nicole: And I thought this party would be boring.
Daniel: I must confess. I consider it my duty to tell the truth.
Kate: Daniel, surely you have somewhere else you need to be. Don’t you have to go annoint someone?
Daniel: As a man of the cloth, I need to be honest. Forgive me Victor, for I have sinned against you and against your family with almost every woman here. I had unprotected sex with Kate.
[Everyone pretends they’re surprised.]
Daniel: And I had sex with Chloe, but I used protection.
Lucas: What?
Chloe: Protected sex? So you’re definitely not my baby’s father?
Daniel: And I had protected sex with Stephanie.
Philip: Stephanie??? Unbelievable.
Stephanie: That’s a relief. That means you’re not my baby’s father for sure!
Philip: Steph, you’re pregnant?
Victor: Finally, someone is telling the truth in this house of lies!
Tune in for the Epilogue....
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Post by Kpatch on Feb 3, 2011 19:31:38 GMT -5
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After the shocking confessions and revelations at the party ...
Lucas was taken into custody by Roman and arrested for shooting Victor. As he awaits arraignment, he is using his “spare time” wisely, studying patent and copyright law so he can declare ownership of the alternative fuel blueprints he found on Victor’s desk the night he shot Victor.
Billie and Daniel made plans to do missionary work together in Africa.
Kate and Victor were up all night talking. She convinced him to give her another chance and he reluctantly agreed to go for marriage counseling. Kate is on a short leash.
The day after the party, DNA tests were conducted to determine the paternity of Stephanie’s and Chloe’s babies. It turns out that Philip’s swimmers were slow, but they made it across the finish line. Philip turned out to be the father of Chloe’s unborn baby. Max turned out to be the father of Stephanie’s unborn baby. Philip and Stephanie filed for divorce. Chloe petitioned for divorce from Lucas.
Meanwhile, EJ divorced Nicole. EJ and Melanie entered into a marriage of convenience. The couple is expecting a baby boy.
SALEM COUNTY CLERK’S OFFICE
Honorable Howard E. Sprague, County Clerk
County Clerk Sprague: Would Philip Kiriakis and Chloe Roberts step up to the desk? [Philip and Chloe approach.]
Sprague: Your divorce decrees have been approved. Here is your marriage license. <Rubber Stamp!> Congratulations, you’re married. Now get away from me.
Would Brady Black and Nicole Dimera step up to the desk?
[Philip and Chloe leave as Brady and Nicole approach.]
Sprague: I see your divorce papers are in order, Mrs. Dimera. Here is your marriage license. <Rubber Stamp!> Congratulations, you’re married. Now get away from me.
Would Stephanie Kiriakis and Max Layton step up to the desk?
[Brady and Nicole leave as Stephanie and Max approach.]
Sprague: Your divorce decree has been approved, Mrs. Kiriakis. Here is your marriage license. <Rubber Stamp!> Congratulations, you’re married. Now get away from me. You’re all going to have to pay me overtime, you know.
Brady [to Nicole, Philip, Chloe, Stephanie, and Max]: How about the six of us having a celebration lunch?
Philip: Sorry, we can’t. We’re going apartment hunting.
Stephanie: Same here. We’d better hurry Max, before all the good apartments are gone.
Nicole: We need to look for a place too, Brady. I’ll check the classified section. Could you give me a quarter to buy the newspaper?
THE END
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Post by fluffysmom on Apr 21, 2011 23:38:34 GMT -5
I wish we could film these episodes of Days! It would be one hot nighttime show! Great job kpatch. Chloe you were one lucky and busy girl! lol
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Post by ghoulgirl on Apr 22, 2011 1:12:31 GMT -5
Wow i haven't seen this one before neither. I loved it! Thanks
For Sharing!
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Post by MrsM on Aug 13, 2012 17:06:27 GMT -5
I have no idea how I missed this the first time around!! LOVED it!!
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Post by André DiMera on Aug 13, 2012 20:49:30 GMT -5
Ah, jkjpatch, I remember this story. Thank you for sharing it again! I loved reading it anew. I agree with fluffy, this would be a great nighttime soap! Thanks for sharing!
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Post by fluffysmom on Aug 13, 2012 22:23:07 GMT -5
This is a really fun story. I really enjoyed reading it again. Thanks for reminding us of this great story.
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Post by fluffysmom on Dec 29, 2012 0:06:57 GMT -5
Such a fun read. I couldn't resist reading it again.
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Post by gapeach on Jan 2, 2013 11:07:56 GMT -5
I am sure that I have read it before, but really enjoyed reading it (again or for the first time... who knows??)
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Post by UhSir on Nov 22, 2015 11:18:33 GMT -5
I enjoyed this so much! Thanks for the giggles!  |
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Post by Kpatch on Nov 23, 2015 6:23:52 GMT -5
So excited you found my stories UhSir! Glad you loved it! |
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Post by soaps4ever on Mar 24, 2020 18:19:13 GMT -5
This is pretty funny Kpatch ! Donald Trump in the cast of characters and Kate saying she caught an STD from a toilet seat from Neiman Marcus. Sounds like Kate! |
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Post by doolfan4life on Mar 25, 2020 15:58:25 GMT -5
This was fun to read
And a great idea
Chloe definitely made her rounds but the part where Kate got an std made the most believable story and not entirely unrealistic that Daniel gave it to her
Poor Lucas tho .....
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Post by Kpatch on Mar 26, 2020 7:14:51 GMT -5
I'm excited that you all found or rediscovered this story. It's one of my favorites. (I am sure I say that about every story.) I re-read it too and laughed out loud. I have no idea how I came up with some of this stuff, but it works!
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Post by soaps4ever on Mar 26, 2020 17:48:26 GMT -5
I always meant to read the fanfic and this one caught my eye. So fun. I plan to read more later.
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