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Post by Tom Horton on Mar 9, 2011 11:59:29 GMT -5
Well done JKJPatch .... I haven't taught you a thing though, so just well done!!!
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Post by ghoulgirl on Mar 9, 2011 12:14:02 GMT -5
I cannot wait for tomorrow's chapter! Thanks jkjpatch!
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Post by Kpatch on Mar 10, 2011 5:03:34 GMT -5
SALEM RIVER
Roman: What da hell is dat?
He opens his eyes and sees a motorboat making a beeline for their little rowboat.
Roman: Bo! Wake up! We need to get da hell outta here!
Bo: Holy sh!t!
NBC STUDIOS
Molly: Oh my gosh this is getting so exciting. What happens next?
Dorkay: I don’t know.
Molly: What do you mean you don’t know?
Dorkay: I don’t know. Let’s take a break. I’m brain dead.
Molly: Oh, so Roman is modeled after you, huh?
Dorkay: I don’t know.
Molly: Come on, Dick, you have to keep it going. You can’t drop the ball now.
Dorkay: Ooh, that's a good idea. I’m going to go play a round of golf. I always think better on the golf course.
Molly: Not so fast! You are finishing this story now!
Dorkay: Okay okay okay. Where were we? Oh, I remember. In the last chapter, the motorboat that Nicole and Melanie were being held hostage on was bearing down on the Bradys’ little rowboat. Startled, Bo and Roman jump off the rowboat and into the water just in the nick of time, just as the motorboat slices the smaller boat in two, like a ginzu knife on a ripe tomato. Somehow or other (and don’t ask me how) Bo and Roman have managed to climb aboard the runaway motorboat.
SALEM RIVER
Roman: What da hell do you girls think you’re doing? This ain’t no joy ride. I’m gonna have to issue you a citation for wreckless driving. Lemme see your driver’s license.
Bo: One sec, Roman. ... Why are you girls tied up? What’s going on here? Something kinky?
The women start talking very quickly and at the same time.
Melanie: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah.
Nicole: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah wah wah wah wah wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah wah wah wah.
Roman: Hold on a gosh darn minute.
Bo: Slow down. I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
To be continued. Tune in tomorrow for the finale ...
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Post by djm on Mar 10, 2011 8:42:22 GMT -5
LOL not being able to understand Melanie and Nicole. Wah wah wah. Boy they ask why the girls are tied up. Do they not reconize they and that they are the missing hostages. They solve the case and don't even know it. Thanks for the chapter Kpatch. So sad to see this one coming to an end.
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Post by sportsgirl on Mar 10, 2011 10:48:29 GMT -5
Too hysterical!!!!  |
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Post by ghoulgirl on Mar 10, 2011 11:17:22 GMT -5
ah, hahahhahahaha I love that they were talking like all the adults on Charlie Brown! wah wah wah wah wah wah! hahahahahahahahahah Thanks for a great morning laugh jkjpatch! I cannot wait for tomorrow's installment!
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Post by Tom Horton on Mar 10, 2011 12:17:07 GMT -5
JKJPatch, you've done it again - you captured Melanie's voice perfectly in today's dialogue ;D Great Chapter!!!
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Post by Pallison on Mar 10, 2011 17:00:13 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, Roman is Dorkay...!!! LOL
And of course, Bo would think of something kinky when he sees 2 women tied up....horndog...!!!
I hope they untie at least one of the women so someone will have the common sense to stop the boat before it crashes...!!!
Loving this story...!!
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Post by Kpatch on Mar 11, 2011 4:50:18 GMT -5
SALEM POLICE DEPARTMENT
Jennifer is interviewing Bo and Roman for a newspaper story.
Jennifer: Can you tell me what happened? How did you figure out that Nicole and Melanie were being held hostage on that motorboat?
Bo: We didn’t.
Roman: Excuse me, Commissioner, why don’t I answer this question.
Bo: Whatever.
Roman: We dissected the ransom note line by line and word by word.
Jennifer: The part where the kidnapper says he was holding Misty Circle and Premier Party Girl must have been a dead giveaway, huh?
Roman: Who are Misty Circle and Premier Party Girl?
Jennifer: Ha ha ha. You guys crack me up. Did you ever figure out who kidnapped the women?
Bo: Why is that important?
Roman: We’re still processing the witnesses. Our best interrogators are questioning them, so we should know the identity of the kidnappers any day now.
Jennifer: You’re interrogating the witnesses? That seems a little harsh.
Bo: We’re doing this by the book.
Jennifer: I see. So tell me, how did you manage to board the speeding motorboat? Witnesses say it was going 50 miles an hour!
Bo: No sh!t! That fast?
Roman: When we saw the runaway motorboat, we knew that we had to stop it. So we swam and we swam ...
Bo: All over the dam ...
Bo and Roman start singing and dancing.
Bo and Roman: Down in the meadow in the itty bitty poo swam three little fishies and a mamma fishie too ...
Melanie and Philip, and Nicole and Brady are standing near the door to the squadroom watching Jennifer interviewing the policemen who are dancing and singing like fools. Melanie and Nicole just stand there shaking their heads in disbelief.
Nicole: Say Melanie, next time we get kidnapped, let’s make sure it happens outside of Salem City limits.
Melanie: It’s a deal.
The End
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Post by Sparkster on Mar 11, 2011 9:12:19 GMT -5
Way to go patch!! Great story!! I was laughing my butt off picturing Bo and Roman singing and dancing! Too funny! Looking forward to the next story, my friend.  |
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Post by sportsgirl on Mar 11, 2011 9:26:01 GMT -5
Oh, what a perfectly fitting ending... SPD truly are a bunch of boobs! Would love to read Jennifer's article on the case! Great story as usual!!  |
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Post by djm on Mar 11, 2011 9:45:02 GMT -5
Wow. Loved the ending. So funny that Bo and Roman still don't get the Misty Circle and Premier Party girl part of the note. So cool at the end when Jennifer is interviewing they and they start dancing and singing. I agree with Mel and Nicole. Next time let it happen outside of Salmen. Like sportsgirl. I would also love to read Jen's article. Thanks for the great story Kpatch. So looking forward to the next one.
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Post by mae00 on Mar 11, 2011 10:18:08 GMT -5
Bwaaaahahahahah!! Great ending jkjpatch!! The poor people of Salem don't stand a chance for police help. Looks like a new law needs to be put in place.............ALL FEMALE Residients and visitors of Salem are required to take Self Defense classes to help ensure their safety when a kidnapping or mugging situation arises. The classes are mandatory because the police department makes no promise in being able to luck into every situation  |
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Post by Pallison on Mar 11, 2011 11:33:33 GMT -5
"No sh!t, that fast..??" ROTFLMAO....!!!!!!!
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Post by Tom Horton on Mar 11, 2011 12:39:08 GMT -5
It seems that Roman is like Dorkay in another way .... spinning the "facts" in media interviews Excellent story!!!  |
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